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| the funnyest yo mama jokes on the web yo mama so fat when she steped on the scale it sayed to be continued yo mama so stupid when she heared that its chilly outside she took a spoon and run outside yo mama so fat when she walked in high heels she struck oil yo mama so skinny when she ate a meat ball she tought she was pregnant yo mama so stupid she thinks a quaterback is a refund Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside. yo mama so stupid i caught her looking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. yo mama so stupid it took her half an hour to make minute rice. yo mama so stupid she put your puppy in the oven to make a hot dog. yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight. yo mama so stupid she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses/water-proof teabag/condom with sweatholes/wheelchair with pedals. yo mama so poor: she can't pay attention. when I seen her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Moving." when I ring the doorbell, she has to say, "DING!" burglars break into house so they can leave money. she can only afford the "Wel" on the "Welcome" mat. she waves around a popscicle stick and calls it air-conditioning. she's trying to get married so she can get the rice at the wedding. I asked her what was for dinner and she popped ME in the oven. your TV's got two channels: on and off. she eats cereal with a fork so she can save milk. they put her face on a foodstamp. she hangs the toilet paper to dry. I saw her trying to put a food stamp into a gumball machine. I saw her wrestle a squirrel for a peanut. you can't kill the roaches in your house, cause they pay half the rent. yo mama so fat: when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. her favorite dress is a tent. she left home with high heels, she came back with flip-flops. she has to iron her pants on the driveway. |
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