your momma so ugly... she makes micheal jackson look like brad pitt.

your momma so poor... she was kickin a can down the street i asked her what she was doing she said moving.

your momma is like... a hard where store 10 cents a screw.

your momma so fat... the last time she saw 91210 was on the scale.

your momma's so old... when she farts dust comes out.

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