Something, nothing and everything.

Right first off I think you deserve an explanation to Something, Nothing and Everything and why it relates to this... I am writing something about everything that is almost utterly useless and will eventualy add up to nothing!! Most importantly I like science fiction, especially The hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy and all relevant sequals, Star Wars but....strangely enough...not STAR TREK. MESSAGE TO EVERYONE: E-MAIL ME AT yetanotherretard@hotmail.com AND PUT FORWARD YOUR VIEWS ON ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING FROM WHY... peas really ought to have a mind and thoughts as they are the most intellgent veg. in the universe TO HOW... can a tree fall down without asound because surely at least the squirrel would sqeeak before it inevitable death!!! PLEASE DO EMAIL ME AND I MAY PUT IT ON THIS SITE!! THAT ABOVE ME IS AN INTRODUCTION TO SUBLIMMALY NOTHINGNES GO TO WWW.MAXPAGES.COM/LUCIFERSDOMAIN to enter my friends wierd site.... not as wierd as mine as mine is randomer and more hislicle (dont run for the dictionary cos it isnt there....im always one step ahead mwahaha..ha...ha). THERE IS NOTHING IN THE LINKS LINK SO DONT WASTE YOUR PRECIOUS TIME LOOKING. The FAQ'S is where I will put the Emails I recieve from people. So check there from time to time!! Now where was I????? Do you talk to your coffee mug when sexually deprived...I do.....and NO it isnt a ginger thing cos my mate heggigle is a quathron from Wegran 6 (a wegron looks like a 'frog' after being pulled through a 'hedge' when having drunk seventeen (no more no less otherwise we call them metally deprived) redrunnunters (pints of neat gin if you're an earthling). Now I was talking to my MUG about the inconveniances of slugs mating outside the window when we are mating. The 'slugs' as you like to call them mate for 4 hours (any more and lady would explode if ya know what i mean *winks*) and end up pooing in exhaustion over my (not your) tulips. If you like Pina Colada's = A WHAT NOW!? - and Gettin Caught in the rain = No im biodegradable in tropical storms you see.. - If your not into yoga = I am actually - if you have half a brain = no what with being ginger an all i have 1/20th of a brain - if you like makin love at midnight = Who doesnt??! Bit hard to see though - In the doom suffocate = well i gotta die sometime i'spose...beta late then never!! - then im the love that you've looked for = but your a man *sits in a corner and cries* - write to me and escape = who are you??? (Jimmy Buffet-The Pina Colada Song)