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(O: This is Zonko's Joke Shop!!! We sell gifts, jokes, pets, and point knockers!!! Gifts: These are some special gifts to give to people or animals, I hope you give one to us!!! ::Sigh:: Owl treats these are great things to give to owls, maybe they'll give you something special in return... (5 sickles for 5) Lolipop: Work as great bribes!!! (For some teachers such as Muggle Studies teacher, so far...) (1 Galleon) Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans: These are great gifts for someone in the dumps, just make sure you don't get the wrong bag!! For every bad flavor bean you get, you lose one house point, for every good, you get one house point, be careful... (5 Sickles)SALE!!! THESE USED TO BE ONE GALLEON BUT THERE IS A SALE. iT WONT LAST FOREVER THOUGH... Ticket: This will give you the password to the warehouse, bear bottom prices, you won't regret getting the password!!! (10 galleons) even though this may seem pricy, you will save lots at the warehouse. And if I get an order from somebody that hasn't bought a ticket, the warehouse goes bye-bye!! (I do keep track, and I may eventually put the people who have bought tickets up. Order form: Name (HP name): E-mail address: Would you like to be displayed on the zonkos page for people who have bought tickets, anything that is not a no (i.e. gloober florp) will be a yes!!: Yes or NO (or gloober florp) Jokes: These are something just to get filch mad... Filibuster Fireworks: These cause great devestation!!! (You wish) (20 Knuts for 1) Dung bomb: Great for revenge, takes away five points for whos house you give it to!! Great for revenge!!! (2 galleons) Pets: Some of these pets or worth diddly-squat, but some of them have hidden powers... Owl: These are lovely creatures!! They deliver your mail for you so you don't have to use ours, saves you 5 knuts on every purchase made in this store!!!! (17 galleons) We have ten in stock so you better hurry to buy it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cat: It so far does nothing... but is lovable. (4 galleons) We have 20 in stock!! Frog: Keeps you awake all night!!! Have fun!!! (1 galleon) We have 20000!!! (Not really we just want you to buy them faster!!!) Rat: Be careful with this, it might be Peter Pettigrew, if it is, you lose 25 house points!! If it isn't, you can place it in a friend's or enemy's wardrobe, it will chew through their clothes, and they will lose 10 points!!! (5 galleons) We have 50 in stock! Point Knocker: These will take points from houses and sometimes give them to yours!!! The basic: Takes five points from one house, your choice, and gives them to yours!! (4 galleons 10 sickles) The big bertha: This takes ALL points from one house and gives it to yours!!!!!! (2000 galleons!!!!) We have 7 in stock!! Only one person may buy this!!! No spliting costs between the people in your house!!!!!! The Stone Statue: Takes 15 points from one house!! (7 galleons) 20 in stock The Leprichan: Gives your house 15 points!! (7 galleons) 20 in stock Will add more!! Give orders and suggestions to Voldemort234@aol.com I am sorry ::LOUD COUGH:: but Bbygrl61789 is no longer apart of this buisness. ::Loud cheers covered up by coughs:: (more money for me!!) So send ALL orders to Voldemort234@aol.com Have a nice day!! NARF!!!!!! WOW!! I have a passworded site!! It's our warehouse!! They sell at VERY VERY cheap prices, although you can't get the point knockers. Sorry :(. Oh well, the site is http://maxpages.com/volandpinp |
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