TYPES OF UMPAS
TYPES OF UMPAS 2
HOBBIES
 UMPA LUMPAS
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THIS SITE IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE UMPA LUMPA'S AROUND THE WORLD.
WHEN U ARE DONE READING THIS IMPORTANT INFO READ THE POLES. ALSO I U CAN VISIT A SITE AGAINST UMPA LUMPAS THAT I DON'T ENDORSE BUT I'M FORCED TO PUT ON HERE BECAUSE OF A LAW SUIT PUT ON ME BY THAT WONKA MAN. WWW.MAXPAGES.COM/FIGHTFORWONKA
THIS IS THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF UMPA LUMPA:
UMPA LUMPA; NOUN:A SMALL FIGURE WITH GREEN HAIR AND HIS/HER WAIST IS WIDER THAN THE REST OF ITS BODY, WEARS BROWN OVERALLS, WILLY WOKA FORCES THEM TO SING AND DANCE FOR HIM AND WILLY WONKA FORCES THEM INTO MAKING CHOCOLATE, MOST OF THESE UMPA LUMPA'S HAVE NO GREEN CARD BECAUSE WILLY WONKA ACTUALLY SNATCHES THESE TYPES OF PEOPLE FROM A VILLAGE IN KOREA. THESE PEOPLE (UMPA LUMPA'S) WOULD YELL AND SQUEAL OUT, "I'M FROM KOREA I'M FROM KOREA."
I MAINLY DID THIS SITE TO TRY AND REGAIN THE UMPA LUMPA'S FROM THEIR CAGES IN WILLY WONKA'S FACTORY. ALL WHO WILL TRY TO SAVE THE UMPA LUMPA'S MEET ME BEHIND WAL-MART AROUND NEVER.
TOP 3 QUESTION'S INVOLVING WILLY WONKA AND/OR UMPA LUMPA'S:
1.WHO NAMES THEIR KID WILLY, I'M SURE HE WAS MADE FUN OF IN SCHOOL.
2.WHY ARE UMPA LUMPA'S ORANGE.
3.WHY DID THEY NAME THE MOVIE WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN NAMED UMPA LUMPA'S AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.
IF YOU ARE A UMPA LUMPA AND NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO CALL US AT THE NURSERY OF UMPA'S (NOF) AT 1-800-I'M-SHORT. WE ARE A NOT CHARITABLE ORGANIZATION AND WE ARE OPEN 24/7.
IF YOU STILL LIKE WILLY WONKA VISIT HIS SITE AT WWW.WONKA.COM |
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