For anyone out there that doesn't know,...Jordan Nygaard lives in Rantoul, enjoys ducks but not cats, and is a raging homosexual. He once sucked 4 cocks for a dollar. He's a desperate, desperate man...the poor kid.
The things Jordan will do for coke.
Once i saw Jordan eat a baby for coke. He has also been known to lick scrote and smoke pole for some coke. One time when he was sleeping I stuck it in and when he found out he said "keep going,....just give me some coke."
Jordan is prettymuch the town bike
During the massive ongoing battle between Space Godzilla and Space King Kong, Space Godzilla went in for the kill with his fire breath only to realize there's no oxygen in space so Space King Kong used his jet pack to fly over and teabag Space Godzilla to death. I was the only witness there and I alone heard Space Godzilla's last words: "I kinda like this!"
Jordan has a small cock
It's not as small as a four year olds....but its goddamn close.
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