(Que the music: It's all about you.) Hi my name is spoons and this is my website about me, computers, star wars, ps2 games and the other stuff i couldn't live without. You may find it boring but I AM A FUNNY GUY and i'll apreciate it if you recommend this site to your friends as i amn hoping to get a forum going. My real name is mike but i am called spoons for my bald egg shaped head similar to the kid off the matrix who can bend spoons. LEAVE COMMENTS IN THE GUESTBOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE! I am currently fascinated with force fx lightsabers.They are about £100 and look just like real lightsabers.When i have the money i'm investing in the whole collection. Email me for info on where to find them at: kingoftheworld570@hotmail.com There should be some pictures of them on the homepage. Help me Having trouble on creating this site on www.maxpages.com if anyone can help me on inserting images please email me. The site wil be better if i can add images such as: George Bush as a girl, fx lightsabers and cottage cheese. Also email your jokes and photo captions in as i am starting a joke page. Jokes There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman in a stripclub and a girl was showing he butt off to them. The Scotsman asked the Englishman "how do we tip her?" so the Englishman spit on a £20 note and stuck it on her backside. So the Scotsman spit on a £20 and put it on her backside, but the Irishman had to go one better: he got his barclycard out and swiped News just in............. Blair resigned. (rejoice! rejoice!) No not really but the news that Blair has just lied again about the economy wouldn't make a good story. (unless I hammed it up about Aliens taking over his brain and making him do crazy stuff and then a massive punch up between Michael Howard and Ian Duncan Smith in the middle of a pub followed by The Terminator charging into the house of commons and performing a massacre on everyone and then the ultimate swordfight between Charles Kennedy and a tramp which would last 50 minutes long and then George Bush blowing up Britan in fear of the Aliens taking his teddy bear. but that wouldn't happen would it?) go to the about us page for more info, adam's tomb site STINKS Go to contacts for Wilbert's page! (Although it stinks too!) \/V\/V\/V\/V\/V\/ Sign the guestbook and make comments about how crappy this website is. The bad comments about the site are from a guy that can't spell RUNESCAPE SUCKS! It is an online RPG and it's the most tedious thing ever! I get friends saying "ooh I killed a bair and got mithril armour." So? you just hashed the spacebar until the little pixely brown thing crumpled. Stick to console games. RUNESCAPE SUCKS! RUNESCAPE SUCKS!