-when three old people drive in a car together -when people bring up something and dont tell you -peoplewho are self-conscous about their body -covers of big brands -BIC razors (they make pens, not razors) -claw machines -high priced vending machines -people who use white-out as nail polish -ugly rich people -dmb posers -1975 apple computers -people without cable -wet socks -people who steal your clothes -people who think swearing is cool -bikes on roofs of cars -when people rapidly itch in public -random people you dont knows comments (ex: didnt have enough paper, eh?) -lunch boxes -kids who ask too many questions -brown grass -dumb superstitions -walking or people who enjoy it -window shoppers -going to the mall with no money -break ups before vacation (ex: "i dont think we should be together anymore" "why" "youre going to florida") -stupid excuses -when people mix-up your and youre -ugly babies -amherst cops -printers that arent laser -phones without caller id -gross juice (ex: cranberry, white grape) -people who constantly wear the same gross t-shirt -fake stoners -fake flowers on tables at nice restaurants -fake birks -anyone between the ages of 11-14 -people who try to be funny -guys who still ask "do you want some gum?" -louis vutton purses -red heads without freckles -black hair -pleather -the word grunt -when people say "grr" -overly large beauty marks -when people dress their dogs -fanny burps... enough said -flood pants -thin toilet paper -when no onme replaces the toilet paper -when you hear running water and desperately have to pee -when people say have a good one (have a good what?) -sunglasses worn when not sunny -the crumbs that somehow manage to find their way under your thighs at a restaurant -when all the booths are taken at a restaurant -tape players and people who still buy tapes -un-mechanical pencils -buzz cuts -the molecules ofr sweat that are in a mans unshaven moustache -radioshack -caroline rhea -sabrina the teenage witch in general -people who care about gays getting married -trashy people -pretty much people in general -people who thinks theyre too good/cool for people -when you take a road trip up to canada and you get a real smart ass for customs who asks a dumb question like "what color is your car?" -when people pretend they have never picked their nose -waiting for food -crumbs in your bed -when people spill shit in your room then deny it and dont clean it -cars that look like boxes -when people wear sports paraphenlia -when mimis cranky -when you pull out pictures and everyone, even people you dont know, run to see them -when people smack their lips while eating -when people have food stuck between their teeth -pointed toe shoes, aka aladdin shoes or elf shoes -when someone wears all one color (ex: red, white) -when people wear uniforms to public schools -when you have one massive unpopable pimple -pimples you cant pop -the word pimple -bras that attach in the front -when girls shave their face -online relationships -when people have odd facial piercings -when guys wear shorts shorter than their knees -when people dont have a boxspring under their mattress -when people read books for fun -whales -when people carry around purses or backpacks with nothing in it -food particles in corner of mouth -portruding boogers -when people say they never fart/shit -how EVERYTIME when one person smells a fart everyone goes "uhh" and acts like they can smell it too -babies with really dark hair -when dumb people correct your grammar -people who have no ass but wear tight jeans anyway -how there are never any fashion designers named Jedidiah, Frank -when you walk into kaufmanns and people hose you down with perfume -anyone who still asks if you have a crack or chip in your winshield -people who are famous for really dumb things -on the first day of school you wear a cute new outfit and some other son of a bitch is wearing the same thing -the day after winter break how everyone tries to wear all their new clothes which result in one massive thick layered pile of clothes -healthy candy -when people use one-liners from movies as their own jokes and try to take credit for it -sour milk -people who think marijuana causes death -italian pride -vin diesel -sophomores who think theyre upper classmen -class of '06 at a-town -people who still write i love so-and-so on their hand -sub profiles -live journals -online quizzes -people who buy movie tickets online -parents who look up how long the movie is while their kid is at the movies so they can pick them up on time -leakage -people who think cheering is a sport -hottie, baby, sweetie screen names -people who have dumb names -people who have cell phones and no friends -people who want braces -people who only have braces for 1 yr -people who cannot pull of whife beaters but wear them anyway -feet -guys that dont lift up the seat -spiders -people whose first name is the same as their last -people who think anchorman was funny -people who say 'ahh' after a big gulp of water -deep breaths and when people tell you to take them -when guys leave the seat up -when people announce youre cold -people who try to make you feel sorry for them -when dogs circle around before they sit -people who never answer their cells -people who have to announce they are stoned/drunk -people who make things seem more dramatic then they actually are -having to repeat something more than 3 times -when you cant find the remote -when you lose ur cell and u cant call it because its on vibrate -when mimi gets out -madonna and britneys kiss -the word too -when youre in a deep conversation with someone and their cell rings -when the phone rings and you dont pick it up because its not for you and the person continues to call until someone does pick up -teacher inside jokes -stupid fads (ex: tickle me elmo) -heavy breathers -people who grind their teeth while sleeping -when youre in a public restroom and you can hear two other peoples conversation and they think that no one else is in there so theyre very open -when theres grass between sidewalks -when people have dirt under their nails -fat people who wear tight clothes -how in every x-mas movie the people realize the true meaning of chistmas but in reality, no one cares -eminem and how every girl obsesses over him -when people dont have profiles -aol -cats with no tails -when popcorn kernals or corn on the cob gets stuck between two teeth. -when theres music on and people pretend to play that certain instrument when nothing is there -winter and people who enjoy it -bugs/bug bites -when youre lying on the bed and you ask someone to get up and theyre like "ok give me 2 seconds to rest" and 2 seconds later they stand up... WHAT THE HELL WAS THE POINT OF THAT 2 SECONDS? -lazy people who never wanna leave their house/room -when reaaallllyy ugly girls think they are gods gift to men -when you hold an animal while youre wearing a black shirt and the hair gets allll over -when mimi farts -when youre pouring a glass of pop and u have to wait liek 10 yrs for the fizz to go down -when youre walking up the stairs realy fast and fall -when jamie says comfy -books where the authors name is in bigger writing than the title -the font old english -old navy flag shirts -when youre sitting on the toilet and cant muster up the energy to get up -shoutouts -clothing with the logo name on it bigger than the shirt -old women who wear thongs to the beach -writing on the ass of pants -when people wait for people to come online -pens that leak -pop-ups -when people say "play ball" after national anthem