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| *HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO and welcome to my web site.my name is lesley and i am a 16 year old girl from the wonderful Scotland.i go to college and due to student life i do not have much money so unfortunately (for you lot)i have decided to become a bigger freak than i already was and stay in a little dark room and make a web site.if i win the lottery you will have the pleasure of having to see me ever again.if you do want to see me you will find me on my own island under a palm tree and make sure you bring some sweeties or i will throw you off!!! Billy Connolly once said that people are funny when their pants fall down (he said something like that)and he is right.We all laugh at the boy who lost his swimming shorts in the pool and the girl who has a see through swim suit on and at the poor kid who falls of his/her chair while swinging on it in the class room.We even laugh if these things happen to our best friend don`t we? when we hear the slightest mutter of the words FART or if we hear a rude noice we find it hysterical and later on wonder why the hell we found it funny.we are strange people..... Why the hell do you think aliens come in their space ships (i personally like those space ships with yellow and blue lights)to see us?? I know why: it is cos we are freaks on earth.aliens probably think we are phsychos.they think we are easily amused by watching The Simpsons and Jerry Springer all the time.the aliens probably use us as a form of entertainment like we do to them. Imagine what people on earth are gonna think of us in 200 years time if we don`t get to see an alien face to face soon or actually prove some way that aliens do exist.we will be a laughing stock.they will think we were right idiots devoting such a big part of our lives to making films about aliens and spending nights looking at the sky to see a damn UFO.....you think about it...it will make you go insane but who cares??? not me as long as you don`t take me to court but,hey,i din`t say i was sane so you don`t have a case heheheheeh. i hope you like what i have done so far and if you dont then you can e mail me and tell me why and i will give you a personal mention on the page (NOT!!!).no i promise i will not stalk you if you be nasty i will just give you a guilty concience and make you regret it FOR EVER.......NO i never make threats...honest i am innocent.If you dont like my page i would like you to tell me why for obvious reasons. if you want to send me new jokes/quotes just e mail me and i will give you full credit if i put them on the page.i will not put rude jokes on my page and if i do and i get lots of complaints i will take them off....gotta go c ya and PLEASE SIGN MY GUEST BOOK P.S I AM NOT AN ALIEN..........really,i am NOT,i promise. __________________________________________________________________________________________ Please click on the link to see my personalized survey......www.freequiz.com/disp.cgi?ID=1270 get your own FREE e mail account-you can customize your e mail address just like my e mail address........www.myownemail.com bid online and get games,music,clothes for free by just singing up.when you have enough points you can bid online without ginving out cash.see here for details.......www.rocket8.com/teezer.asp?referredby=2369 __________________________________________________________________________________________ HERE ARE SOME FUNNY/INERESTING QUOTES some of them even make sense....i got these quotes mainly from books and TV and soon i will add my own or quotes from my family/friends: "You can get a lot further with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone" Al Capone "I left the room with silent dignity,but caught my foot in the mat" George and Weedon Grossmith "When a man steals your wife,there is no better revenge than to let him keep her" Sacha Guitry "I don`t think Bush would have liked Elvis very much,and thats just another thing thats wrong with him" Bill Clinton "When mom is mad at your dad,don`t let her brush your hair" a girl aged 10 from USA "I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time" Friederich Neitzsche "I would never die for my beliefs because i might be wrong" Bertrand Russell "We must believe in luck for how else can we explain the success for those we don`t like" Jean Copeland "I`ve been married 20 years,you only get 10 formanslaughter" Andrew Denton "It is a shame that when we have a good dream we are asleep at the time" P K Shaw "It takes a woman 20 years to make a man of her son,and another woman 20 minutes to make a fool of him" Helen Rowland "I`ve had a perfectly wonderful evening but this wasn`t it" Groucho Marx "My wife is an angel" "You`re lucky,mine is still alive" last line by Chi Chi Rodreguez "If i could drop dead right now,i would be the happiest man alive" Samuel Goldwyn "There is no nice way to tell some people that are f***k wits" Joy Baluch "I hate women becaus they always know where things are" James Thurber "If my doctor told me i only had 6 months to live,i wouldnt brood, i`d type a little faster " Isaac Asimov "one reasonwhy i dont drink is because i wish to know when i am having a good time" Nancy Astor "It`s not that i`m afraid to die.i just don`t want to be there when it happenes" Woody Allen |
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