The Cow's Site originated in a small french imersion elementary school. We made this site to waste time, but come in use! People came to see that this insame stuff, which is not always for worshiping cows. The creators of the original site are Tiki and Ericos, aliases clasified. Tiki's emial is "Evil_Tiki_Man@Hotmail.com" and Ericos's is "Ericos96@Hotmail.com"... Our Authors that have been added on are Meroni. This list will grow in the future. Please contact us about our utterly insane work and for sugestions... Enjoy!
If you wish to advertise our site or us to advertise your site... contact us, and we'll take a look at your site and see if it is worth it. If we think you have something then we might create a link to your site... as long as you advertise us just a little... just a link that is visible and you know what it is... Work together for Popularity!
Please understand that we work on cheers(no pay)... Email us or its just a little per month, each time we get an email
Oh and I just felt like trying this thing... Its neat but doesn't do anything.
News
11/07/06
Tiki: Due to lack of enthusiasm... or comments... we've left for quite a while... i've come back just for now. if you do wish for anything new... then please email us... we dont get anymoney and we wont ask, unless you want to... jk. well enjoy the addition to the IQ Test!
09/05/06
Tiki: dreaded schoold has started againg well to celebrate we've posted 7.5% of the IQ Test!!! yeah the IQ tournament has started get going. Round 2 will start soon... BYE!
08/15/06
Tiki: Well, its been a nice long summer and now We belive that the IQ Test is ready for round 1. Yes the contest is prepared. we have both Tiki and Meroni with us but we still are waiting for the dormant ericos to come back... will he ever? well, guess what? i know where he lives and he will get to be raided unless he comes back... this will make him explode! to make it even bigger we if you email him.
Meroni: Let's just hope Ericos goes on or we wont Tiki and i won't have to stick a bomb on him and make him explode. We really need Ericos back or else he explodes...
06/23/06
Tiki: Well, he's 3 days late but it in... he got something out, but still need to go to english class.
Meroni: Hi, the thing that i like are TREES! if the i ruled the earth there would be more TREES! if there were no lumberjacks, there would be more TREES!! MOO WHO HA! HA!. The thing that i will add is about TREES AND F*CKING LUMBERJACKS!!!
06/14/06
Meroni: CHEESE, PIE, CAKE, GOOSE! IM TIKI'S FRIEND HAHAHA! I LIVE ON URANUS. i found this out on mini coopers, they have: power windows, power doors, power locks, power breakes, and many more, SO MUCH POWER MOO WHO HA! HA! I COULD RULE THE WORLD WITH ALL THAT POWER!!! MOO WHO HA! HA!
Tiki: Uh... This is our new author I promised. I found him in a mental clinic. He is still learning the way of our ...cult. His posts will be out by June 20th
06/13/06
Tiki: Well... What to do... I guess I'll add more of that IQ Test! 5% more! that means we have 30% posted! At this rate we'll have it all out by 27 of June. But maybe out ealier with summer and all... Email me! I command you! just anything or this site will be useless!!! Dont make me kill you. I guess I'll add some crap too just for you guys! Its called The Crap Hole!!!
06/12/06
Tiki: 666 has past but its still hot in Hell... the city(some place in the US) Im adding 5% more to the IQ test, We now have 25% of it on the web! oh and during the summer, We will have much more stuff posted... that is if we have MORE Comments and Emails!!!!
06/06/06
Tiki: Yes, Its here! 666... It happens once every 1000 years. We'll see what happens. Should I celebrate? I'll talk to Ericos and we'll see what happens... I'm thinking about entering a new author! I'm waiting for an email to reasure the fact that people are coming to this site.
05/18/06
Tiki: Yes... I had a vacation... Havent seen Ericos do much either... Well I'm Adding a few more IQ Test Pages... Feel free to ask other people these IQ questions... I've also made the Marquee much longer...
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I've learned some crappy QBasic techniques and if you email me, I can send you some games, unusual music and such... for free!
03/29/06
Tiki: I'm adding 10% of the IQ test and also adding some ancient work from the psycotic section (extension from the Cow's Site)
03/26/06
Ericos: Hi everyone, I'm Ericos; creator Roy's story, half of the multipath story and part of the IQ test (future release)
We will soon have the IQ test and over 200 pages of the multipath story!
Cheers
Tiki: I, Tiki has corrected some of Ericos's Message... I created 70% of the IQ test... and half of of the muti path story...
03/25/06
Tiki: I'm adding alot more stuff, a story and some mysterious fortunes... I'm also trying to get the other huge section of the Multi-path story thats on a broken down computer... Wish Me Luck...
PS: Ericos has finally rejoined The Cow's Site
03/03/06
Tiki: I have Fixed the date since yesterday was not today...
I am working on the Multi-path story some more and that is all.
03/02/06
Tiki: Soon we will have a story that you will get to do yourself! first you must email Tiki at Evil_Tiki_Man@Hotmail.com to enter your part of the story!
03/01/06
Tiki: Currently we are working on our internet version of Joe's multi-ending adventure.