Hey everyone! Yes, I know, there are awesome teachers everywhere, but this site is dedicated the ones that aren't!
My math teacher - she's crazy. My friend was just minding his own business, and she screams in her booming voice, "John!! Stop talking!" when he wasn't even talking in the first place. He tried to defend himself, and she just goes, "Oh, no, you guys NEVER talk!" sarcasticaly. So, she just goes back to writing on the board. Then, she turns around and glares at him: "Did you hear what I just said!? STOP TALKING!" He still hadn't been talking. So.. she goes back to writing on the chalkboard, and after about 3 seconds she just whirls around, and says, "AND THE MINUTE I TURN AROUND, YOU START TALKING AGAIN!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS!" Again, John was innocent. I mumbled to myself, "...he wasn't talking." and she says in this calm, happy, voice, "What Steph?" So I said, "No, it's just that I didn't hear him talking..." in a nice, frank way. She just goes "ok," and you could tell she was making a feeble attempt to keep her cool, (tick, tick, tick) and she just writes an assignment on the overhead and says, "Ok you know I don't like giving 'busy work'..." (tick, tick, tick) "...but here it is." (BOOM!) "AND IF I HEAR ONE WORD OUT OF ANYONE, YOU ALL HAVE TO STAY FOR AFTER SCHOOL DETENTION!!!" ...I glanced at my friend Meghan... "STEPHANIE! DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES! THAT IS SO! INCREDIBLY! RUDE!" So, me being the sensitive wimp that I am, I tried my best not to cry. So after a while, she just goes, "Steph, go outside in the hall and get yourself together." I said I was ok. So, (this is the best part) since she was SO mad, she sat down, went to turn a page in her teacher's book, and ripped it! The people who saw it tried so hard not to crack up.
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