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Love Is Free

Service Rep: Hello, you have reached the "Heart
Systems Software Company" help desk. How may I
help you?

Customer: I just received your latest program, LOVEv4.0...you know..The freeware. I don't
understand it. Can you tell me how to install it?

Service Rep: Sure thing ma'am. Do you have the
installation disk and instructions with you?

Customer: Yes I do, but first can you tell me
what the program does?

Service Rep: Sure thing ma'am. LOVE is a unique
program, there is no other like it in the world.
LOVE attaches to your operating system and runs
silently in the background, you will never see
LOVE on your monitor or your toolbar, but you
will notice its affect on every application you
may have. It makes the good programs run smoother
and greatly restricts and/or deletes the bad ones.

Customer: Wow! That sounds great. How does LOVE
make my machine run smoother?

Service Rep: Well, good sound files, like
COMPLIMENT.WAV, ENCOURAGEMENT.WAV, and
KINDWORD.WAV will play frequently.

Also, FORGIVENESS.EXE will be invoked every
time there is an external violation, including
the ever- popular syntax errors. Also, all those
irritating errors that say "unable to connect"
will be avoided. LOVE allows for a smooth connection
with external devices, regardless of what country
it is manufactured in, the brand name, or the age
of the model.

Customer: That's exactly what I need, my machine
has been isolated for too long. But what about the
bad programs?

Service Rep: Good question. LOVE searches your
memory for programs like HATE.COM, BITTERNESS.EXE, SELFISH.COM, and SPITE.EXE. These programs cant be
entirely deleted off your hard drive, but LOVE
overpowers those programs. LOVE stops their commands
from being executed and runs its own instructions.
You will no longer hear INSULT.WAV and you wont be
able to write with the fonts BADWORDS12" or
"HARSHNESS10".

Customer: That's a fantastic program you have.
Are the upgrades free too?

Service Rep: They sure are ma'am."

Customer: How do I get the upgrades?

Service Rep: That's easy. Once you have LOVE
installed and running, it automatically copies
a module, or a piece of itself, to every external
Harddrive Email And Remote Terminal (HEART) that
it comes in contact with. In turn, those external
devices run whatever version of LOVE they have
and return a module to your HEART. You will be
upgraded with each and every module that you receive.
But you have to remember, to receive the upgrades
you have to be running LOVE and you have to come into contact with other computers while it is running.

Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical,
but I think I am ready to install now.
What do I do first?

CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have
you located your HEART ma'am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several
programs running right now.Is it okay to install
while they are running?

CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am?

Customer: Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE,
LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM
running right now.

CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following
files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT,
and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any
conflicting files and begin patching any faulty
programming. Also, you need to delete
SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then
empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure
it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with
really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my
monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM,
PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying
themselves all over my HEART!

"I Refuse To Be Discouraged"

I refuse to be discouraged,

To be sad, or to cry;

I refuse to be downhearted,

And here's the reason why...

I have a God who's mighty,

Who is sovereign and supreme;

I have a God who loves me,

And I am on His team.

He is all wise and powerful,

Jesus is His name,

Though everything is changeable,

My God remains the same.

My God knows all that's happening...

Beginning to the end,

His presence is my comfort,

He is my dearest friend.

When sickness comes to weaken me,

To bring my head down low,

I call upon my mighty God...

Into His arms I go.

When circumstances threaten

to rob me from my peace,

He draws me close unto His breast,

Where all my strivings cease.

And when my heart melts within me,

and weakness takes control,

He gathers me into His arms,

He soothes my heart and soul.

The great "I AM" is with me,

My life is in His hand,

The "Son of the Lord" is my hope,

It's in His strength I stand.

I refuse to be defeated,

My eyes are on my God;

He has promised to be with me,

as through this life I trod.

I'm looking past all my circumstances,

To Heaven's throne above,

My prayers have reached

the heart of God,

I'm resting in His love.

I give God thanks in everything,

My eyes are on His face;

The battle's His, the victory is mine,

He'll help me win the race.

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