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US bank account
Opening a bank account in USA is a difficult task, if
you don't live in USA. Most US banks have no experience
at all with international clients. They just don't know
how to handle them. Whenever you come to a web page where
you can apply for an account, you will find that there is no
way to input a country name. You will always have to
give an address within USA, and you have to give your US
social security number. You will also have to give your
US driver's licence number in most cases.
If you know someone who lives in USA, and who has
a good bank connection, you could ask
him/her for help with opening an account.
But if you don't know anyone, your best option is
probably one of the sites mentioned below.
Open your US bank account
Click on the link above to find out how you can have your own
US bank account, even if you don't live in USA. You will also
find information about starting a corporation in USA.
Affordable offshore account
Click on the link above for an affordable offshore account
with an ATM card. Send your US dollar cheques and withdraw
money from more than 400.000 ATM's all over the world.
Unlike most offshore bank accounts, this one does not cost
a lot, and there is no minimum balance requirement.
You don't have to give your US Social Security Number to them.
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It was one of those really hot summer days.
The hotel clerk at a 5-star hotel
was approached by a little old lady, who said:
"Come quickly! There is a naked
man outside my window!" The clerk followed her up to
the room. "Where is he?" asked the clerk "Over
there," said the little old lady and pointed to a building
on the other side of the town square.
The clerk looked, and in a window he could see a man
with no shirt on, moving around his apartment. "It's probably just a man
who has taken his shirt off because of the heat.
From here it is impossible to see
if he is naked or not" said the clerk.
"No it's not impossible, just
pull up a chair,
stand on it, and use this !" said the little old lady
and handed him a telescope.
A man was drunk and came home at 3 AM. As he came into the
hallway he stumbled and made some noise. He swore as he
thought the noise probably had awakened his wife. Then the
cuckoo clock started and cuckooed 3 times. The man didn't want his
wife to know that he came home that late, so he cuckooed another
9 times. He was really proud of
himself, outsmarting his wife like that!
In the morning the wife asked what time he came home and he said 12
o'clock. She then told him that they needed
a new cuckoo clock. When he asked her why she said:
"Well, I think it is beyond repair. At 3 AM this
morning, it cuckooed 3 times, paused, swore heavily, cuckooed another 4
times, hiccupped, cuckooed another 3 times, hiccupped and
cuckooed twice, then giggled for over three minutes."
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