roses are red vilets are blue i'll kill myself if i was as ugly as you! roses are red vilets are blue a hot air balloon isn't as fat as you. roses are red vilets are blue i was born pritty what happend to you? Q: what do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A: a head-banger Q: how do you sink a boat full of blonds? A: nock on the hach!