JR: Hey there and welcome to Thursday Night Nitro I must say I like the new look of this federation well done prez you done a great job.
KING: I know its great there is only three macthes tonight so lets get down to ringside for them the first match for the womens title.
Tori Vs Dominatrix
Single Match
Womens Title
JR: The bell rings and both of the lovely ladies stand and stare at each other finally they lock up in a tie up with Dominatrix gaining the advantage and pusjing Tori to the ground she then proceeds to stomp Tori about the midsection she then grabs a handful of Toris hair picks her up and delivers a knee to the face she looks concussed because of that blow to the face King.
KING: Yeah I think i`ll go and give her mouth to mouth.
JR: King your sick you no that Dominatrix then applies a rear chin lock Tori looks in real trouble here i think she might be choked out remember this move is legal the referee lifts her hand up if it falls three shes out.
Referee: Arm down 1
KING: This is certingly a short match
Referee: Arm down 2
JR: If it falls now Dominatrix is the womens champion
Referee: Arm Up
KING: I dont believe it she stayed awake she now begins to elbow Dominatrix in the stomach to try and release the hold after several attempts the hold is broken Tori then delivers a standing Dropkick followed by an Irish whip into the croner which Tori follows up like a steam train squashing Dominatrix who falls to the floor what a match this is come on lets see the puppies Tori goes for the first pin of the match.
Referee: 1,2
JR: Whew that was a close won now i`ll take the time to remind you that on Raw EMIENM will be the special guest commenter thats right the rap star will be here BANG what a clothesline by Tori she looks mad wait a minute Vince McMahon is coming down the aisle what does he want he up on the apron distarcting the referee as Tori goes for a pin.
KING: Tori gets up and walks over to Vince and swings for him but Vince dodges Tori turns around BANG! is nailed by a steel chair Dominatrix throws it out of the ring Vince gets off the apron the referee turns around.
Referee: 1,2,3
WINNER AND NEW WOMENS CHAMPION DOMINATRIX
JR: What a cheap way to win waht an evil demonic man Vince is
KING: Have some resect thats was a master plan.
Darkness Master Vs Laser
Graveyard Match
For Number 1 contendership Intercontinental Title.
JR: We will be watching this match via titantron as we wern`t brave enough to go there are cameras come on showing Laser wandering around the grave yard looking for Darkness Master boy that looks spooking i`m glad i`m not there remember the winner is the one to pin his opponent. Look Look Laser Darkness Master is behind you Dam him how can he do that BAM! he nails Laser with a tree branch knocking the high flyier down to his knees Darkness Master has alot to settle with Laser he then lifts Laser up and smashes his head of a tombstone (Headstone) splitting him open what a start this has been for Darkness master BANG again he smashes Lasers head of the tombstone it will soon be all over at this rate this will be the shortest macth in AWAW history.
Referee: 1,2,
KING: I dont believe it how did Laser kick out he either got guts or is stupid incensed by this Darkness master picks up Laser and Slams him OH MY GOD right into a grave Laser is in a 6ft grave lying unconcious wait Darkness Master is leaving wheres he going I think hes looking for something wait a hearse has just pulled up Archaon is getting out both him and Darkness master are walking to the back OH NO they have pulled out a casket they are dragging it over to the grave wiat Laesr has gone where is he BANG BANG Archaon and Darkness master have been attacked from behind by Laser with a Sledgehammer where did he get that.
Referee: 1,2,
JR: Dammit that was close what a grusome match this is come on Laser the high flier picks up Darkness master and slams him ontop of Archaon the tides have turned now with this Laser climbs a monument wait it looks like he is going to deliver a 450 sp,lash ontop of both people he sits up ready to deliverit wait whos that somebody is behind laser OH THE HUMANITY somebody has just pushed Laser off the monument about 10ft to the floor all of the competitors inthis match are out cold who done that who was it ait its its Valnir what Dark alliance have all these people got incommon.
KING: He goes and opens the coffin first of all he grabs Laser and Reaper drops him staright into the casket whatr an SOB he is he then grabs Darkness master to celebrate wait BANG Reaper Drop into the coffin as well he now lifts Archaon BANG Scthe right into the coffin all three men are in the coffin wait I dont belive it he has closed the lid all of a sudden Rigor appears and both him and Valnir drop the casket into the grave then Rigor hands Valnir a shovel and they begin to bury Archaon, Darkness Master and Laser.
NO WINNNER IN THIS MATCH
JR: I think we will leave this match and come back to the arena think of the kids watching this.
KING: Shocking Shocking now on to the final match which is for the AWAW Title
Commishner Austin (Stone Cold) Vs Green Machine
AWAW TITLE
Hell In The Cell
JR: Just think what happened the last time we had a Hell in a cell match the big brawl which Angle hasnt recovered form yet but he should be back soon. The bell rings Austin immediately Lou Thez presses Machine knocking him down what a night this has been I cant ge over that last match Austin swings machine off the ropes and delivers a back bodydrop what a move that was i must concentrate on this match its for the biggest prize in this federation Austin goes for the pin.
Referee: 1,
KING: That was a stupid move going for the pin so early on in the match Austin picks up machine and delivers a gorilla press slam this match has been pretty much one sided so far Austin goes to pick up machine but he delivers a low blow followed by a DDT the tides have turned Green MACHINE smacks Austins head off the steel post suppoting the Cell Austin is splitt open Green MACHINE then goes to work on Austins kneebrace trying to rip it off Austin screams in pain Machine starts to stomp at the rattlesnakes knee he then rolls him up in a small package.
Referee: 1,2,3
JR: I odnt belive it Green machine one lets go to the announcer
WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND STILL AWAW CHAMPION STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
KING: Green Machine is furious with the ref he says he pinned Austin not Austin pinned him what a way to end Nirto who is the champion we will have to wait to Ntro to see.
JR: Austin is still the champion so be it by strange consequences good night folks
NITRO GOES OFF THE AIR.
SORRY ABOUT THE LACK OF REULTS AS I HAVE TO GO AWAY SORRY
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