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Loser Citadel Welcome to the one remaining site belonging to the Mass.  It is here where losers of all kinds are found and prepare for their next battle against the HC.  Yes, The HC (or Higher Classmen) have decided to destroy all of our other sites.  That is why we, proud losers of the mass, must stand up for the preservation of our kind.  Someday we will stand high over the jocks and preps that disgust us.  The Mass wants you to help in the war against the HC.  If you have the pride of a Loser, the intellegence or a Nerd, and the strength of a Punk, then join us.  The Mass needs you.  My name is Kuthiani.  I am your Warlord.

Loser Types: Couch Potato: Someone who sits on a couch all day watching television. Somewhat lazy.  Used mainly as Bait. Do-Nothing: Someone that stares at a wall.  Stubborn and lazy.  Used mainly as Test Dummies. Emo: Someone disturbed emotionally who might sit in a dark corner staring at people ominously. Used mainly as Suicidal Units. Fanatics:  Someone who is a huge fan of something such as RPGs, Anime, Manga, or other similar things.  Used mainly as Strategy Engineers (because if it works on TV it might work here). Fist Magnet:  Someone who is constantly beat on by people bigger than them.  Their wounds should show their valor, and they should be proud for The Mass considers them very highly.  Used mainly as Human Shields. Goth: Someone that is rebellious and likes to dress in black.  They stand apart from others and carve their own paths.  Used mainly as Guards. Geek: Someone who decides on their own not to join the HC.  They enjoy the company of losers rather than preps.  Good at sneaking over enemy lines.  Mainly used as Spys. Nerd:  Someone who is computer smart and/or book smart.  They are good with fixing equiptment and other technical tasks.  Mainly used as Technical Specialists. Prankster:  Someone who can come up with ideas to suprise the enemy.  They are not afraid to use their clever minds to help our cause.  Mainly used as Engineers. Punk: Someone who has their own style and likes to stand apart from the normal.  They sometimes have different colored hair ans hair styles.  Mainly used as Open Field Fighters. Rocker:  Someone who likes rock and/or metal, and may even be in a band of their own.  Many are similar to punks, goths, and emos.  Mainly used as Replacement Fighters. Trekie:  Someone who watches a lot of Star Trek and may even speak fluent Klingon.  Although they have been our enemies in the past, they have proven to be a valuable resource.  Mainly used as Code Speakers ( Who knew Klingon would one day come in handy?) Underdog: Someone who did not choose to be a geek, but ended up that way anyway.  They are trained to become losers.  Mainly used as: Errand Runners. Want-To-Be: Someone who frequently tries to be accepted by preps, but to no avail.  We convert these into losers.

July 14, 2006 It was the longest battle that the Mass has ever had with the HC... Warlord Kuthiani of the BlackScreen Clan and his army stood outside the Abercrombie store waiting for the preps to charge out of their stronghold.  They had always used such stores as these for their bases.  The cowards.  They had defeated Kuthiani's army in the previous battle, but this time he was ready.  He stood with ten of his best men and knew that the jocks and preps would soon charge out towards him.  That would be the que for General DruM to assault the HC from behind.  DruM stood with seventeen men.  Just as Kuthiani had suspected, the HC rushed out towards him.  There numbers were great, but their units were fragile and weak.  He stood until he saw DruM pull his first line of men to the back of the HC.  Then he charged.  The preps were confused and instinctivly, all took double takes and said in a very white girlish tone: "oh my gosh!"  This was the Mass's chance.  The preps and losers collided and began what would be the longest battle they ever fought.  Blood covered the ground from the bloody faces of the soldiers.  Many bodies lay wounded and beaten on the ground.  I, Kuthiani was close to death when a jock threw his fist into my stomach and i stumbled backward.  He was coming down to make the final blow, but a geek I have seen somewhere before smacked the jock across the face, thus knocking him down and saving me.  I got back up and recognized the geek as Private Raleigh Allen. "Your being promoted when we get out of here."  I said as i defended myself from a thrashing prep.  about twenty minutes later, the HC began to retreat.  They ran off in every direction and scattered like frightened birds.  The losers of the Blackscreen clan had gained victory.  no deaths occured for either side, but six of our men were wounded, and fourteen of the enemy were.  Because we have honor, we helped the preps and jocks back to their kind, then did no more.  We then bandaged our men and returned to our base.

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