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 *WARNING* Some of the jokes in this site may affend you. A CURE FOR HICCUPS A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face. (Whack) "What did you do that for?" the man asks. "Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?" The man says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does!" From "Time to Smile." WHO IS JACK SCHITT? The lineage if finally revealed. Many peaple are at a loss for a response when someone says "You dont know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectuallyhandle the situation.Jack is the only son on Awe Schitt and O schitt.Awe Schitt, the fertilizermagnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Shitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dump Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock and' becuase her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chickin Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequetly married the Happens sisters in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently retured from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says, "You dont know Jack Schitt," you can correct them. "ADULT WORDS" One day in Kindergarten class, Mrs. Apple told her kids to write a paragraph on what they did that weekend, but they couldn't use baby words anymore, they had to use adult words. So, Sally gives her report and says, "This weekend I visited my Nana." "No, not your Nana, your Grandmother," replied Mrs. Apple. Then Joey went up and said "I went on a choo-choo this weekend" "No, not a choo-choo, a train." So Eddie, who realized what was going on, sucked his stomach up with pride and exclaimed, "This weekend I read Winnie the S**t!!" |
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