WELCOME TO PIEWORSHIPPERS.COM! Hello my little friends. we would like to welcome you into our site with open arms and open pie packages... this site is here for all your needs on this religious based gobbledygook, but NO! this is for REAL The great pie started way back thousands of years ago, but has only recently become known to us.The pie looks out for us and warns us for danger.we will cover this topic more later on through the site. please everyone...you must beware of the following..... the LEMONS::: nifty little buggers...these lemons are pretty sour! dont let them cross your path or you will very much so regret it. the lemons job is not abide the great pie, but to rebel! you hear me REBEL!! these are nasty, you do not want to come into contact. one of their main attacks are lem-squirts..with their nasty juice, they can get as great range at whatever body part they desire.if you see a lemon follow the following precautions....... 1: stand very still....do not make any sudden movements for this will provoke them.. 2:wait carfully...then with causion slowly walk backwards so you are always facing them . 3: they may consolidate attack you with the lemon minions, so whilst they are in the process of doing this they will not be facing you , in that time run like fuck into the nearest and highest place you can find, the ain thing is these lemons cannot jump which gives you a great advantages if you have wings ( sometimes given as a gift from the pie) Now , these are pretty deadly, but the next deadlyest are the army of clementines these cane give you a nasty shock, their main attack area on a person is their ankles...if you feel that you may come in contact with these, or if it is clementine season,(september-december)then wear very high socks and if possible high boots. +++RECENT NEWS+++ Sooooo heres a little run down of the most resent events! Today(sunday)upon walking to the shop to buy some yummies for our tums kellie found a lampost that she was rather attracted to!She asked for the lamposts number and found it tobe lampost number 1!!this rather impressed us! Master beans was brutally attacted by the number plate of a car,she went into a deap shock and was left bewildered and confused ,the great pie very kindly helped her though this moment of need! THe big losangelies fruit was trying to find the post office when he discovered the spotlight kid had fainted with fright! this brought the fruit to go and fight the france swans!! today master bean discovered that herself master shellie and master danielle were inface not yogarts as this would be strange!! +++USEFUL INFORMATION+++ gummie giblets from france like 2 dance around the old shoe , so that in their next lives they can grow beards in resepct of the carrot kid! The phonebox dose not lie it tells the truth not the lie , its glass panels steam up with delight as the homo farmers from sandwhich island can not play the banjo they read rocky bars insted no !!!!dont cry its ok to have a dick coming out of your hedgehog! they brave british have pet monkeys insted of wifes wronge!!cabbages and peas do rule the under world! thank you for reading hello! The enemys of the great pie THE LEMONS: The lemons are one of the great pies biggest enemys they will kill anyone and everyone ,SOME PEOPLE(eg jesse)seem to think that you can befriend lemons and they will excpet you as one of them but they wont ,people like this will try and get closer to lemons and will be killed nearly stright away!!these people are FOOLSSS!!!!!!please do not listen to them! THE GIANT LOBSTERS: The giant lobsters live out beyond the yellow bois in the sea!So what ever you do don't cross these!the lobsters do not have much power out of th water but they are deadly if u cross their base!the will fire atomic turpins at you and you will be kill the second they touch you.so next time your in the water its not sharks you should look out for! THE ARMY OF CLEMOTINES: These are rearly seen as they try to aviod human contact but if you do come into contact with them then they will kill you without a second though.they are always in large groups and are never found on they'r own! JESSE: jesse has now attempted to joint with the lemons although this isnt possiable he is now an enemy of the great pie as he has betryed and offened him!do not listen to him if he attemps to tell you that lemons are cool! Although these evil creachers are all against the pie he always wins the battels with his greatness and glory as they will never work together they will never suckseed and even if they did with the help of his followers the pie will always prevale!! ********++++++LEMON SEASON IS UPON US++++++******** Lemon season is upon us ya'll. make sure you take extra precausions when entering woodland area's and keep those socks and boot's high just incase those nast lil critters charge and attack...we have already had a few cases already.... i shall post them here... ^^^^^SHOCKING EVIDENCE^^^^^^